Tuesday, April 14, 1964 ยท Page 3

Fisher-upper of the one-eyed catfish

Allen Holmes, the Des Moines man who is spearheading the reunion of the old Company B Nebraska City Guard unit was in town, the other day to make plans for the May 9 reunion in Nebraska City.

Mr. Holmes is hopeful that this year more friends of the Company B guardsmen will attend the social gatherings to visit with the guardsmen.

"We were all raised in the country he said.

When you enter the hardware department in Montgomery Ward's spiffy looking remodeled store, watch your step with Neal Martin, successful fisher-upper of the one-eyed catfish.

P.S. Don't buy any of his guaranteed-to-git dead-eye catfish bait unless you like turtles.

Jim Kissell, consulting engineer who spends many hours working with Nebraska City's engineering problems, told the story the other day about a man who returned to his home and smelled cigar smoke.

He doubted his wife when she told him no other man was around, but decided not to argue and went upstairs to shower before dinner.

As he entered the bathroom he saw the shadow of a man behind the shower curtain.

He flung the curtain open to find the cigar-smoking stranger.

"Cut that out!" he said, "I'm not through voting!"

I'm interested to know more about this coin-operated car wash coming to Nebraska City. I watched the Beverly Hillbillies the other night and Jethro was a'tellin about running his car into a two minute car wash. Well, we city slickers aint afraid of a two-minute car wash, but a coin-operated gismo migh be a dilly if'n the coin operator happens to stop working when your about half way through the wash station.

What that new word? Isa?

'Isa' your new neighbor.

Congratulations to Carl Peters on receiving an award from Lions International for his part in organizing the Dunbar Lions club.

The Dunbar Lions club charter night will be April 27. Standby thar Dunbarites, the City Cats are a coming thar about 30 strong.

Rick Budd is a pretty sharp fellow or his children have outsmarted him. If you don't believe me look up his residence telephone number.

NOW YOU KNOW.

The island of Cyprus has been ruled by the Assyrians, Persians, Egyptians, Romans, Byzantines, Lisignans, Venetians, Turks, Greeks and British, according to the World Almanac.