Revolt !
Husbands take notice. The women are taking over. Stand up and fight for your rights.
Have you noticed how sweet the witey cons you into going to the neighbors to play pinochle or bridge when you'd sooner stay home and watch Gunsmoke?
And how smooth the gal is when you want to trade cars and she seems to swing your thought to a much-needed washing machine, stove or spring coats for the family?
Well fellas, you're getting near the final gate when the wife has got you where she wants you.
The trouble is it's happening everyday.
I SAY: Stay home and watch TV and order your coffee brought in to you on a tray. Go visit the neighbors, but the menfolks should hop in the fliver and go downtown to look at used cars. And as far as needing additional household furnishings or clothing, cut that out by buying an FM radio for the car and a new set of golf clubs.
And then there is the life of a court reporter, the type of job done by John Matheson and Tom Dunbar, Falls City.
The other day when John was tied up, the Falls Citian pitched in to help out. He didn't know at the time he wasn't going to finish the job until 1 a.m.
Just for the heck of it, he telephoned John at that early hour to let him know the job was finished.
Little bits from Nellie.
Home is a place where a man is free to say anything he pleases because no one will pay the slightest attention to him.
If politicians were obliged to stand on the planks of their party platforms, they would be constructed better.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that his tail wags instead of his tongue.
"Hung Chow" is a famous Chinese expression for what Yankee capitalists call constipation.
Understand the Nebraska City Toastmasters club has been boycotted by the Nebraska City Bachelors Society for the Prevention of Marriage.
There was a time when a sane, single man could go to a meeting in peace, but the Toastmasters slapped the screws to them. The president, Tom Hemphill, set the pace when he and Janet Livingston were married.
Rich Stites remains about the only single fellow in the group, but soon now he will be getting hitched to Patsy Ann Kyle of Auburn, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Harold J. Kyle.
How's about spending some radio money in the N-P?
FOR SALE — Cushion that fits between bucket seats. Married man Stites.