31 columns

1972

January 9

A Big Red toilet seat

I don't know what all the fussin' was about on New Year's night. Nebraska swamped Alabama just like we all knew. And in the great Devaney tradition, we saw a lot of new . . .

January 23

We went to the Orange Bowl

Hey, we had a grand time the other night! We went to the Orange Bowl. Well, not really. The Carl Peters family mailed us a special edition of the Orange Bowl printed by . . .

January 30

Car fever, boat fever, camper fever

A lot of people I know get spring fever. I get car fever, boat fever, pickup truck fever, camper fever and motor home fever . . . but spring fever? Never bothers me. I . . .

February 6

Bouquets and beer for firemen

We can all say "thanks" to the Volunteer firemen who weathered the sub zero temps the other night when fire broke out at Carlisle Radio and TV. And we can be mighty . . .

February 13

Sleeping with Dad

Millard Head "The best thing I like about this weather is . . . it's just that much more out of the way before summer." Stolen from Vern Livingston's desk. "City hall," . . .

February 20

Fish story? You bet

Whatever happened to The Cotton Pickers? Ten years ago a group of youngsters at the School for the Visually Handicapped were playing instruments, singing and winning the . . .

February 27

Road Runners are running the roads

Mrs. Mary Bell, clerk in the City clerk's office, says it's true, Road Runners are running the roads in New Mexico. We had never seen a Road Runner until last summer on . . .

March 5

Long-winded smoke-filled room meetings

The other day someone asked: "Can anyone attend a meeting of the Nebraska City Board of Education?" You bet your fashion boots anyone can, sweetheart. School board . . .

March 12

The Big Player of the Game

Someone asked the other day: "How come you're not playing in the Beta Sigma Phi bridge tournament?" Well, if I told you the truth, you wouldn't believe me. I got so used . . .

March 19

Champeeen of the penmanship

Vern Livingston told us the other day about a jealous wife who was outraged when her husband came home late, smeared with lipstick and smelling of perfume. "You've got a . . .

April 9

Someone asked the other day

Will Nebraska City people wear Centennial costumes during the Arbor Day celebration? Well, for some reason, no one has put his finger on that and said "go," but I . . .

April 16

He signed and signed and signed

Jeff Kinney, the greatest! Husker star Jeff Kinney didn't give a long-winded speech to his listeners at the Knights of Columbus awards banquet. Instead, he signed and . . .

May 7

The Longest Day

A few years ago Nebraska City had a pretty foxy celebration for Arbor Day and it was said at the time when the Centennial comes up, "the committees will have to do . . .

May 14

What happened to Wednesday

It was a night to remember . . . or . . . what happened to Wednesday? Otoe County Clerk Gerald Schmitz said he had some words for Secretary of State Allen Beermann in . . .

June 11

One week whirlwind vacation

By the time you read this, Millie and I will be in Canada. We're off on a one week whirlwind vacation that will take us 1,600 miles north of Nebraska City by car and . . .

July 2

I stepped on a pin

Surprise, Whoopie Landis! What started out to be a quiet evening at the Whoopie Landis home at 419 North Eighth Street, turned into something else. Whoopie was the . . .

July 9

This column gets worse and worse

A pleasant retirement, Larry Parker. Our friend and across-the-desk reporter, Larry Parker, has retired after working for four years with the News-Press. He's only been . . .

July 30

Hello there, Frances Goodspeed

Ron Goodspeed, NCHS vocal music director, and I were breaking bread the other day at the Optimist club luncheon when he asked if I was from Washington, Kansas. "Yup," I . . .

August 6

The world is shrinking

The other day a young woman came into the office to say she had read in The Buck about Washington, Kans., (the ole' hometown) and wondered if I knew the Broadston . . .

August 13

The Otoe county fair

Have you seen those large posters around the county advertising the Otoe county fair August 21-22-23? Have you noticed the picture in the lower left corner of the poster . . .

September 10

We're going to have a week

I'm Scorpio. And, according to my horoscope, last week I should have made a lot of money, met new friends, collected a long overdue bill, spent some time in a hospital . . .

September 17

We've made a couple of ringers

Congratulations! Steve Boerner, son of Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Boerner, will receive his Eagle Scout award at a Court of Honor Sunday at First Christian church. The ceremony . . .

October 15

Soared to stardom overnight

Don Hollrah, Omaha, whose business is waterproofing buildings, has a hobby which will be extended to the Nebraska City area in a year. Mr. Hollrah has purchased property . . .

October 22

My name is not so unusual

"Hey, Ivan!" "Yeah?" "What's the 'D.E.' in your name? Dead End? (snicker snicker.)." "Naw, it's no secret. It's been on my Social Security card since I was about 11 . . .

October 29

Halloween safety tips

No. 1 Children should wear costumes which are light in color, short enough to prevent tripping and non-flammable. For great visibility, the costume can be decorated with . . .

November 12

Never got to see the decorations

The Nebraska City Jaycees will have one less entrant in the annual Christmas lighting contest — A. W. Carr of 1215 Third Avenue said he is selling all his decorations. . . .

December 3

Kids whoop it up day and night

Congratulations to Jim Johnson, band director of the Wisner-Pilger band, for his group being selected to attend the Orange Bowl in Miami on New Year's Day. The . . .

December 10

We whooped it up

There goes de judge. Police Magistrate R. J. Obbmk, Nebraska City, will be out of a job as judge when the new county district court system goes into effect January 4. In . . .

December 17

Stolen from Paul J. Niemann

"Hey, ole' Billie Berger the wood cutter, I found out all about that orange stuff the Apollo guys found on the surface of the moon." "Huh? You're kidding, Dick . . .

December 24

Dear Santa

It's been a year since I've written, and today seems to be the day. You may not know it, Santa, but you've been indirectly responsible for some happiness in our town. . . .

December 31

The night of the fire

Ever hear of "Mutley?" Oh, you haven't? That's the name of the dog with the ugly face and his owner is Joy Thornhill, City building inspector, volunteer fireman and a . . .