Beatnik approaching other gloomy world disaster thinking slobs at scene of house fire: "Like a. hiya firebugs."
Civil defense plans for fallout shelters for dogs and cats will include trees and sand boxes.
Unpatented invention: Special liquid reducing formula for fat heads.
One Nebraska beef state license plate said to another 1960 plate, "Nothing like getting stuck with the tab."
Special English courses need to be offered for men who identify their sex on drivers license applications with the word "mail."
For people who cannot afford to buy a two-week supply of food for fallout shelters, glop is recommended.
Safety suggestion: For safety sake don't leave plugged in electric razor cords within reach of [illegible].